Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Dreams of Chocolate…Make Me Vomit




My son had a stomach bug over the weekend. There was no doubt he was really sick. You can’t fake that kind of ailment. However, there were moments during his recovery when I thought there might be a little overacting involved. Let’s face it—whoever says girls have a corner on overdramatizing things has never met a six-year-old boy.

Well, last night, between dinner and the kids’ bedtime, I snuck a couple of pieces of chocolate left over from Christmas. As I bent over my son to pray with him at bedtime, he placed his hand over his nose and gradually looked more and more panicked.

“What’s wrong?” I finally asked.

“Did you eat chocolate?” was his only reply.

“Yes, a while ago,” I said. “Why?”

“The smell…it’s gonna make me throw up!” he exclaimed. “Can you bring me a bowl in case I throw up tonight?”

“Well, when I leave you won’t smell it any more, so there won’t be a problem,” I reasoned, also reasoning that it had been two days since he’d actually vomited and so there was very little chance anything would happen. He had other ideas, though.

“What if I dream about it?!” he pressed. “Please bring me a bowl!”

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